Joke: Five Parachutes, Four First Class Citizens, One Jet Plane; Who died?

A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on board the plane.

The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I am the best footballer, I can't die now" so he took 1 parachute and left.

The second person, who was Aliko Dangote said "i'm the richest man in Africa and i'm too young to die" so he took a parachute and left.

The third was President Jonathan and he said: "I am the smartest president in the world so i cannot die right now, my people still need me;" so he took 1 and left.

Then It was left with Pope Francis and a little
school girl. The Pope said to the little girl: "take the last one, I am ready to sacrifice my life for yours". Astonishingly, the little girl replied: 'no need for that, there are two parachutes left.

The pope asked her: how come? The little girl
replied: 'the Nigerian president took my school bag.

What do you think will happen to President Jonathan according to this joke?

Ologbosere Martins Tolulope wrote in via Facebook.


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