Joke: Just A Drop Of The Red Portion Will Make You Young

Bayo and his wife Ola received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas.

SHE WROTE:
"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I return, you will be too old. So, I am sending to you a bottle of a red portion that I made; it will make you young."

"This will help you to remain almost same age as i left you. All you have to do, upon receiving the red portion, will be to take only a drop. Good Bye, I love you all. Your daughter, Sandra."

After Sandra's parents read the message, they followed the instruction of the content. Her dad looked at her mum and said: you go first. So the mum drank, thereafter the dad drank as well. Indeed, the wife became younger.

After several years had passed, Sandra returned home to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother gave her testimony of how the portion transformed her and equally made her very young.

The daughter was happy and asked after her father. Your Father? Hmmm!!!, said the mother. The mum continued: "your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful, that he drank the whole bottle." Whaaaat, replied the daughter. So where is he?" replied her daughter. Hmmm, he is the one on my back..........

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