The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher institution.
1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest
movement around them. If they ever see a
beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will
never cease catching a glimpse at her/him.
You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.
3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you
will discover that the class is empty. They are
waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be
noticed.
4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people
annoy every reader in that class but nobody
could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.
5. The itinerant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when
they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones,
reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-
watches, textbooks etc depending on the
person's level of expertise and stealing
intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers: Hmmm, this set of
people will just enter the class and lay their
face on the desk and sleep off. They will not
open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that the snore
without regards and they fart without conscience.
8. The ash-crammers: they are our first
classers, they will start reading from the time
they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder
what they will be doing during the day.
9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, viju milk,
lacasera, gala, infact all the
snacks in the world just to attend night class.
You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.
10. The pingers: this set of people will never
let their phones be. Some will even come with
up to three phones. Pressing their phone every
now and then that you will wonder if they are
actually studying or proof-reading.
11. The toasters: if i mention everything
without mentioning our guys and babes who
come to night class to look for partners then
my list is incomplete. This is for people who
are single and searching every night.
12. The last of it all is the couples: they will
come to class together, continue talking,
chatting and touching each other until they are
tired then off they go. They have gone to night
class.
Written by @Sunexx360
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